This week I got on the sub list for an Anglican Private School. While we can all agree this means I can pretty much not ever speak in the staff room, the other base I needed to cover was googling myself.
At one time googling myself meant photos of me drinking out of a rugby trophy (sometimes you just need a bigger goblet), and this might not go over with the religious community. Fortunately (sadly?), pictures posted from 10 years ago are roughly 3 million results from the front. My name does produce some pretty interesting other results though. For starters, I am the daughter of a baptist preacher who wrote some religious books to help you pray. So that's good. Unless Anglicans and Baptists actually hate each other, as in sworn enemies like the Sharks and the Jets (I hope right now you are picturing religious dance-fight sequences...).
I am also an artist that draws ejaculating people-penises. These penises all have arms, legs and faces and it is worth noting that one of the penises is actually named Ben Dover. They are somewhat alarming, but the fact that these penises are on the first page of the google results must mean that I'm pretty good.
I am also on witchapedia.com which for reasons we've already discussed, will probably give me nightmares. I didn't even bother to link to the actual reference, but there was a photo of an art installation of a tv painted white and covered in blood entitled "Nora King is my Queen". OMFG. I don't even understand the art piece and I'm creeped out entirely.
No drunken rugby photos though, so that's something.
* I wanted to show you pictures to go along with these references, but I am afraid of getting in trouble. If you happen to google the images, the baptist is the one who looks really stern. I'm pretty sure this is intentional, I think she drew on her eyebrows that way on purpose.
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