Tuesday, 3 June 2014

It's Time for a Sibling for your Child: A Submission from the Dog

Dear Owners/Mommy,

The small one has always been fond of me. But lately, she has become too enamoured with my company. We play and snuggle ALL THE TIME. She's always in my space. It started last year:
Mommy.  She's on my blanket.


And she brought weird vegetables.

Seriously, you guys.  

She upped the ante this summer, while we were on vacation together.  Now, she needs to be touching all the time. I think she gets that from you, Mommy. 


Omg.

OMG.

OMFG.

Anytime.  Intervene anytime.
 
And she's always tagging along when I entertain friends:
.

Pretend that you're sleeping. Maybe she'll go away.

Though, I suppose she is cozy, and she does let me snuggle her at night...
 
 

 

 
 


 



And... She does share her friends when they come to play...

They're making me a picnic.  I'm supervising.


So... I suppose there's no immediate rush... She does have her merits.

 
...But you should maybe look into it.  Like, start a petition, or something.
 
Respectfully,
 
The Dog.